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/ Q: How do you shoot a blue elephant? A: \
| With a blue-elephant gun.               |
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| Q: How do you shoot a pink elephant? A: |
| Twist its trunk until it turns blue,    |
| then shoot it with                      |
|                                         |
\ a blue-elephant gun.                    /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
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