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/ Q: How many IBM types does it take to   \
| change a light bulb? A: Fifteen. One to |
| do it, and fourteen to write document   |
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| GC7500439-0001, Multitasking            |
| Incandescent Source System Facility,    |
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| of which 10% of the pages state only    |
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| left blank", and 20% of the definitions |
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| consists of sequences of non-blank      |
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